Patrick Brennan

The Death (and Rebirth) of Art

In Uncategorized on July 13, 2009 at 3:59 pm

To some, it’s a sign of the downfall of society. To others, it’s an act of rebellion. To still others, it’s a work of art. To Banksy and Shepherd Fairey, it’s all three.

Graffiti is, to me, an interesting issue, and one about which I have spent some time arguing with myself. When Shepherd Fairey was arrestedin Boston in February, I defended the actions of the Boston Police, because Fairey was wanted and they knew where he would be. Graffiti is, after all, illegal.

Of course, at the same time, there’s a big difference between this:

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And this:

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While I consider the first to be a work of art, the second is a work of pornography. While, in many ways, the same impulse drives the two paintings, Fairey articulates a message using symbolism and shared experience while the author of the second painting attempts to revolt his audience. Of course, in both cases, I am stating my own opinion, and it’s completely possible that any given person would disagree on one or both counts.

The Massachusetts state government obviously disagrees with me in regards to the first painting. Whether the artist considers it art or not, the government considers all graffiti to be the same, which, for their  purposes, is perfectly reasonable.  So it only makes sense that they would arrest Fairey.

Of course, it’s also perfect reasonable to make the argument that the Boston Police Department could have spent their time and money on arresting someone guilty of something with a far worse effect on society than a couple of old cases of iconic graffiti, like drug dealers, murderers, and other serious offenders. This argument is completely sound, and I agree with it as much as I agree that the BPD wasn’t wrong to arrest Fairey.

What I’m trying to write about here is the idea that graffiti can be art, not whether it should be legal or not, but the fact of the matter is that the two questions are intertwined. If graffiti were legalized, would the works of Fairey and Banksy still be considered art, or would they merely be another part of urban life, like pigeons on sidewalks or goose shit in public parks?

Fairey and Banksy both operate in a mindset of guerilla art. What they do is artistic not only because of the beauty of the images they create, but because they create them as an act of trasgression against societal norms.

Seeing Andre the Giant’s face and the word “Obey” stamped over and over again underneath an advertisement for the MBTA wouldn’t have quite the same impact if we were used to such incongruities in daily life. If Banksy’s stenciled rats climbing on the walls of London were everyday occurances, they wouldn’t send as strong a message.

Great art, to me, is in many ways, circumstantial. It has as much to do with context as it has to do with content. If someone were to paint something as artistically precise and proficient as the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel or Las Meninas, it would be largely ignored, because those were paintings of their eras. If Picasso created Guernica today, it would be considered passé. It could be said that anyone could make a Jackson Pollack painting, but only Pollack had the idea and the guts to make it. These are some of the greatest works of art of all time, yet if they were created today, they would at best be considered aesthetically proficient.

The same could be said for Fairey and Banksy. While their paintings are beautiful in their own right, they probably wouldn’t change the world of art in any other context. The illegality of their art is their art. As they are, I consider them great artists. However, as their art reaches larger audiences, and becomes less outsider art and more museum art (I suppose I should say if this happens), the images they create will begin to lose their meanings.

Horrible Bands I Came Across on MySpace

In Uncategorized on May 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

MySpace is a pretty worthless website. Facebook and Twitter have more or less replaced it as the ways to keep in touch with your friends/spread information about yourself that no one else cares about/pick up underage girls. However, there is one thing you can still do on MySpace that you can’t do anywhere else: find really shitty bands to make fun of.

Horrible Band #1: Modern Day Slave

Website: www.myspace.com/ModernDaySlave

M.O.: Their guitarist plays a Confederate flag guitar. They cover Salt N’ Pepa’s “Push It”. They recently “took a 14 hour drive to NYC to show them fuckers what was up”.

About section that is funny enough to let it speak for itself: “Modern Day Slave” refers to the present day form of slavery of which we all are a part of. We’re slaves to our jobs, slaves to our government, slaves to our credit cards, and to our mortgages. We have let the things we own own us, and as a result have sacrificed our freedom. Originally formed in 2004, Modern Day Slave has been rock’n the scene ever since. Coming from humble backgrounds, Fontane, T.J., Niles, Dustin and Nick know what its like to work hard, fight, and survive and it shows. With ToneBound Studios and Krane Entertainment now in their arsenal, the skies the limit. I use the myspace layout generator at UltimateMySpace.com.”

Verdict: The skies truly the limit.

Horrible Band # 2: Brokencyde

Website: www.myspace.com/brokencyde

M.O.: Sometime in the past 5-10 years, 4 douchebaggy, date-rapist-esque guys from “Albucrazy, New Mexico” decided that what shitty mainstream hip-hop needed to reach the next level was shitty emo-core screaming and a guy with a faux-hawk. They also figured it’d be a cool move to cover “Low” by Flo Rida. Be careful, their MySpace page may cause you to shoot people from the top of a clock tower.

List of band members that’s funny enough to let it speak for itself:

“Se7en – Lyrixxx/Screams/Gangster Raps/Production
Mikl – Vocals/Hypeman
Phat J – Synths/Back-Up Vox/Growls/Raps
Antz – Lights!!!/Fog/DMX”

Verdict: They have someone devoted to European booking. Next time someone tries to tell you Europeans have better taste than Americans, remind that person of this fact.

Horrible Band #3: Eyes Set to Kill

(Yes, Eyes Set to Kill)

(Ugh. It takes a bad name to top Brokencyde)

Website: www.myspace.com/eyessettokill

M.O.: Their album is available at all Hot Topic stores and they’re on the same label as Brokencyde. Both those facts are appropriate because their music sounds like the contents of a Hot Topic store decided came to life and started playing instruments.

Blog post and lyrics that are funny enough to let them speak for themselves:

“Title: lyrics for ‘Heights’

Body: hey everyone! hope you all like the new song “heights”! we are playing it on the next 2 tours so i thought i would write up the lyrics for any of you rad people that want to know them :) in a nutshell, this song is about being brought down, making the best out of a bad situation, and turning it into something positive

here it is…

look through my eyes
i have arrived, and now i’m on the rise
watch the tables, watch the tables as they turn
this is a lesson i know you’ll never learn
i know you’ll never learn…

there’s something running through my blood, takes hold of me
it’s taking me to heights you’ll never see
yeah i’m your wildest dream
there’s something disturbing your sleep
well now you’ll see
nothing’s ever what it seems to be, now i’m all that you bleed

make no mistake
forget my name, you know you wish you could
i’m a nightmare, see me while you toss and turn
i am the lesson, i know you’ll never learn
i know you’ll never learn…

you better believe that you can see me now
i’m on the top of the highest building, and you’re still on the ground
at any minute this could all collapse, and i could come back down
but i’m living in the moment…
i’ll savor it for now

these are the heights i know you’ll never see
these are the heights

i hope you all dig it, see ya on tour!
<3 brandon/ ESTK”

Verdict: BreakSilence Recordings: the Soundtrack to 1999, Today!

Horrible Band #4: COLOSSICK

Website: www.myspace.com/colossick

M.O.: Sponsored by Jagermeister and No Fear Energy Drinks! Now I know where they got their name.

List of bands that Colossick has opened for that is funny enough to let it speak for itself: “COLOSSICK has participated in several festivals, competitions, and opened up or shared the stage with tons of great bands including Stuck Mojo, Ill Nino, Six Feet Under, Byzantine, Hatebreed, Type O Negative, 3 Inches of Blood, Halo of Locusts, Artymus Pyledriver, Kicking K8, Intethod, Liquid Violence, Noxious, Souls Harbor, Dear Enemy, Indorphine, Psychostick, Waited, Legion X, SMI, and so many others locally and regionally!”

Verdict: 10 bucks says they thought they’d hit the big time when they opened for Ill Nino.

Horrible Band #5: Liquid Violence

Website: www.myspace.com/liquidviolence

M.O.: When they drink, they like to get drunk. When they drink, they wanna fuck. They all have mohawks. They sing songs about drugs they’ve probably never done before.

Incongruous comment on their page that is funny enough to stand on its own: Apr 29 2009 7:56 AM

Hi LIQUID VIOLENCE, how are you?
Passing by to spread some MySpace love!! ;-)

NEW SONG ON MY PAGE!!

Love Generation RMX by Peter Owen

http://myspace.com/peterowenmusic

PLEASE COMMENT. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!

Verdict: they describe themselves as “Visual/Down-Tempo/Religious”. Jesus wants you to turn the other cheek when you encounter liquid violence.

These are only five of the myriad horrible bands on MySpace. Happy Hunting!


Patrick Brennan is Falling Apart

In Fiction on March 23, 2009 at 5:03 am

Good evening everyone,

It’s been about a month since I updated my blog, and mostly that is due to the fact that I haven’t had much to say online and have been working on a few other things.

So, for the first post in a month, here is the beginning of a story I wrote in college that I’ve been rewriting. Be forewarned that it hasn’t been proofread and is really only in the drafting stages. I hope you enjoy.

Patrick Brennan is Falling Apart

“So, does anyone have any comments for Patrick’s story?”

The professor is polite despite the fact that she is nervous. A student three seats down from me in the circle we all have to sit in during workshops raises his hand. “Yes?” the professor asks.

“I didn’t get it,” says the idiot whose opinion doesn’t matter to me, “Plus, I think he called me an idiot.”

“OK, but let’s try to be more specific in our criticisms.”

The girl who I am madly in love with but can’t talk to raises her hand. She is sitting next to me.

“I liked it a lot. It reminded me of a lot of the stories I read in Latin American Fiction,” she says, and then turns to me and whispers “Are you really madly in love with me?”

Before I’m forced to answer, the professor saves me.

“That’s a great point. Are there any particular stories you’re thinking of?”

“Um, no, actually,” the beautiful girl says, “I can’t remember which ones.”

She looks at me and I can’t tell whether she’s in love me or hoping that I don’t kill her.

“OK. Who else?”

“I don’t think he respects our opinions. The philosophical issues he has with workshops are wrong. He’s too cocky about his own intelligence; some people really need these workshops, and there’s nothing wrong with that.”

I’m barely listening by this point. These workshops are useless. I know how to edit my work. I’m not an ape.

“Well, I think we all need to realize that what he’s writing isn’t necessarily his opinion. It’s the opinion of a character in a story,” the professor says with a growing sense of déjà vu, before looking down to read what she just said on the page.

The truth is, professor, if you read this far, that those aren’t the opinions of a character. Those are my opinions, and I, the author, believe them.

“Fellini did this better in 1964,” says the douchebag who comes to every class wearing a tweed jacket with suede elbow patches and thinks everyone’s stories are derivative compared to his pretentiously experimental (and horrible) stories, “it’s derivative.”

I want to tell him that he’s an idiot, and 8 ½ was released in 1963, but I’m not allowed to speak until everyone has had their say.

“I completely disagree,” says the guy who wrote a good story which felt a little derivative, “it was original. When have you ever read a story like this before?”

“Now, see we have an interesting question here,” interjects the professor. “If a technique is used in another medium, and then applied to a work of fiction, does that make the work of fiction less original?”

I have accidentally sparked an aesthetic conversation that I don’t want to listen to. I know Fellini. That hipster idiot probably hasn’t even seen 8 ½. I know about Charlie Kaufman. I even know about Italo Calvino. You are not telling me anything new. I know these things. I don’t want to listen to all these people talking about stuff I already know.

“Does this conversation even matter? He’s probably not even listening.”

“Listen, you’ve got to remember that the opinions of a character” she pauses with self-consciousness, “are not the opinions of the author, necessarily.”

“To me, it just seems like literary masturbation,” says the slightly older woman who only writes about unicorns before he turns to me, “and there’s nothing wrong with unicorns.”

“Well, it doesn’t say there’s anything wrong with it,” says the girl who knows I’m in love with her and probably thinks I’m stalking her, “he’s just pointing out that, for the most part, you write about unicorns.”

“And we can’t assume that he’s writing about us, everyone. It’s fiction, remember. It’s says ‘Writing Fiction’ at the top of your syllabi, in case you need a reminder.”

The professor is losing control because of my story. I want to tell her, no, professor, this is not fiction. Not this time. This is journalism. Everything that happens here is true, and everything that happened in the past is true. It’s all true.

“Now, does anyone have any comments on anything besides the first two pages?”